Ian Dowding

'I was sure they would never want to see another slice of salami for the rest of their lives'

'It is always when there is a lull in dining room conversation that someone drops a tray of glasses in the kitchen'

'There is a light at the end of the tunnel and it’s not an express train coming the
other way.'

'According to my research Saint Valentine was a third century Christian martyr who was clubbed to death for helping persecuted Christians'

“trussed it will look like the bird equivalent of the Hunch Back of Notre Dame”